78 min Bayindir, underneath strain from Isak, performed the ball out – onto the peroxide head of Joelinton. He nodded it all the way down to Buimaraes, who positioned a peaceful low shot within the nook.
GOAL! Newcastle 4-1 Man United (Guimaraes 77)
A howler from Bayindir, and now it truly is a rout.
73 min Man U have made it into the field! The transfer ends with Ugarte, who has a shot from distance – on the right track however not giving Pope a lot trouble.
73 min “I’ve been a Man United fan,” says Phil Morton in Berkeley, California, “since earlier than Munich. But when they get a brand new stadium sponsored by town of Manchester I’ll should stroll away. Radcliffe and the Glazers are awash in cash and will comply with the instance of the Golden State Warriors and finance it themselves. Harrumph.”
70 min Barnes once more threatens to run away from Mazraoui, who manages a sort out, on the expense of a nook.
“That is so, so dangerous” says Rob Hisnay, “underneath this fraud Ruben. Commiserations for having to do MBMs of this.” Thanks, however it’s nonetheless a privilege. And I’ve had loads of observe: I additionally write concerning the England cricket group.
69 min Man U have been unfortunate with Mazraoui’s slip, however in 24 minutes half-time they’ve had just one contact within the Newcastle field – by Dalot, if I keep in mind proper.
66 min Fernandes, who won’t ever say die, sends a chip down the left for Dorgu, however the flag goes up
64 min Harvey Barnes has absolutely received the match for Newcastle. He pounced as Mazraoui slipped, charged by the center of the Man U defence, and blasted a shot previous poor Bayindir.
GOAL! Newcastle 3-1 Man United (Barnes 64)
He’s performed it once more!
62 min As a digital camera finds Thomas Tuchel, Man U get ahead and Mount is in a promising place – which he squanders with a unfastened try to sq. for Fernandes.
60 min Because the hour glass flips over, Newcastle are within the field once more. A pech of a cross from Murphy on the proper finds the formidable head of Dan Burn, however his header is over the bar.
58 min Dorgu’s subsequent contribution is a greater one, a block on a cross from Murphy, which ends up in a nook.
57 min Dorgu’s first contribution is to foul Trippier.
55 min Man U subs: Hojluind for Zirkzee, Dorgu for Amass, Mount for Garnacho.
53 min Simply when he was trying so a lot better, Joshua Zirkzee pulls up lame. He went on a mazy run, stored the ball when he ought to absolutely have fed Fernandes to his left, and ended up straining a hamstring.
51 min Because it stands, Newcastle are as much as fourth, one level above Man Metropolis and two away from Chelsea and Villa
50 min Livramento did properly, bustling down the left and crossing. The ball made its means throughout to the opposite wing, the place Murphy whipped in a low cross of his personal and Barnes, within the centre-forward slot, helped himself to a tap-in.
GOAL! Newcastle 2-1 Man United (Barnes 49)
One other neat transfer.
48 min United go on the counter, by Dalot as ordinary. He results in the inside-left channel, the place he goes flying within the field, however solely the travelling fansd present any curiosity in a penalty.
46 min Isak will get the second half underneath means. Newcastle are quickly within the United field, with Barnes and Livramento combining neatly, however Mazraoui sees off the hazard.
In different Man U information, the ladies’s group have reached the FA Cup closing. Right here’s Suzy Wrack with a match report.
“Manchester,” says the subsequent topic line. “It’s at all times good to see the Manchester Guardian dwelling as much as its title,” reckons Richard Hirst, “through the use of Manchester United supporters on the MBM. Within the pursuits of openness and transparency, what number of are there on the rosta – 1056?” Ha. What can I say? Man United have quite a lot of followers. However don’t fear, Richard – Jim Ratcliffe is doing his finest to lose them.
“Some idiot,” goes the topic line of the subsequent e mail. Ah sure, him (see 38 min, under). “Did additionally say,” provides Kevin Simons, “he may see Utd nicking one on the counter, so another fools shouldn’t be too arduous on him.” Thanks!
“Has this been the weirdest Premier League season ever?” asks our man in Scotland, Simon McMahon. “That’s a real query, and one which I’m not certified to reply. It simply appears that there are tales in all places, from Liverpool to Southampton, and just about in all places in between. It truly is a humorous outdated recreation, isn’t it?” It’s. And it’s been refreshing to see so many golf equipment in rivalry for the Champions League. However the title race has been so boring that it would as properly have been Oxford v Cambridge. And relegation hasn’t precisely been a battle.
HALF-TIME! Newcastle 1-1 Man United
Newcastle have been a lot the higher group, with Isak trying a lower above everybody else on the pitch and establishing Tonali’s elegant opener with a cushioned volley. However Man U have had loads of observe at going behind and so they managed to attain an excellent objective on the counter, poked residence by Alejandro Garnacho.
45+1 min There’s yet one more minute to go. Dalot sends in lengthy throw … straight into the arms of Pope. Earlier than that, Garnacho managed one other shot, from the left this time.
45 min Man U bustle up the opposite finish, the place Fernandes fails to get a cross in as he’s caught in two minds. Comprehensible while you play in two positions.
44 min Amass is eighteen, Yoro 19. Schar is 33 and must know higher.
41 min As Newcastle have a nook, Schar once more tries to bully Amass, and so they each find yourself on the objective line, on the ground. Leny Yoro tries to stay up for his mate and provides Schar a shove, which earns a yellow card.
41 min That was Alejandro Garnacho’s tenth objective of the season, however (I feel) solely his third underneath Ruben Amorim.
40 min Trippier and Schar gang up on little Amass, leaving him winded. In the event that they’d performed {that a} month in the past, they’d have been had up by Safeguarding.
38 min Properly, properly. Dalot received away once more on the break and poked a cross out to Garnacho, who raced in from the proper and poked a left-foot shot previous a shocked Pope. And a few idiot was saying it could possibly be a rout.
GOAL! Newcastle 1-1 Man United (Garnacho 37)
They’ve nicked one on the counter!
34 min Isak has one more shot, which brings a nook…. and a header from Dan Burn, onto the roof of the online. This has the makings of a rout.
33 min Save! By Bayindir from Isak, whose newest volley had “Purpose” written throughout it.
31 min United escape by Dalot, who fends off some shut consideration from Joelinton and feeds Garnacho. His cutback can’t fairly discover Fernandes, barrelling into the field.
30 min Because the half-hour comes spherical, Newcastle are starting to dominate.
28 min Newcastle have a nook on the proper. The ball goes again to Tonali, 40 yards out. He looks like having one other shot and it’s not a nasty one, although it goes simply extensive.
27 min On their final two journeys to St James’ Park, Man United failed to attain. They usually had a ahead line then.
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